Which Pope Are You?

A Divinely Irreverent Personality Quiz

From Saintly to Scandalous: Discover Your Inner Pope!

Question 1 of 8

Your papal palace is getting renovated. What’s your priority feature?

Frescoed ceiling depicting you in glory Modest chapel for serious prayer Efficient filing system for papal bulls Hidden garden for silent contemplation

Question 2 of 8

A scandal erupts in Christendom. You…

Host a grand procession to distract everyone Call a council—and maybe a crusade—to fix it Draft a 47-page decree clarifying protocols Retreat to a monastery until the noise passes

Question 3 of 8

Choose your papal motto:

“Let them eat Eucharist.” “Faith Needs Reform.” “Order Brings Grace.” “Silence Speaks to God.”

Question 4 of 8

How do you deal with rival claimants to the throne?

Commission a better coronation portrait Negotiate—but also publish a blistering open letter Convene an inquiry and send memos Shrug; divine will shall sort it out

Question 5 of 8

Your ideal miracle involves…

Turning water into Chianti Healing divisions between believers Making the paperwork vanish Visions, voices, and celestial light shows

Question 6 of 8

What modern luxury would you bless?

Instagram filters (glory be to good lighting) Electric cars (gliding quietly toward glory) Spreadsheets ((the holiest kind of tidy) Noise-canceling headphones (for prayer, of course)

Question 7 of 8

Your hat collection is…

A museum-worthy display of crowns and tiaras Simple, sustainable, locally sourced fabrics Catalogued by circumference Nonexistent—you gave them to the poor

Question 8 of 8

History will remember you for…

The art, the architecture, and the drama Standing up to corruption (and maybe getting exiled) Keeping the Church solvent through sheer admin genius Writing mystical poetry that confuses theologians for centuries

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